Ancient Mystery Solved

I think I may have sussed out why the two disciples did not recognise Jesus as they walked along the road to Emmaus with him. My theory is that it was just prior to meeting them that Jesus miraculously changed from being a typically Jewish looking man, who had spent his entire life being baked by the Middle Eastern sun, into the tall, blond, pale young man who looks like he was a member of an English progressive rock band, circa 1972, that we all know and love today.

What do you think?

I'm hoping to get a Lambeth degree off Welby for this.


Ancient Mystery Solved — 2 Comments

    • Correct. He started off as your bog standard semitic looking guy but he had to be raised from the dead as a blonde Caucasian with a beard in order to save America.