Wooden Messiah


Who is this poking his head out of the scuttle?

Yes, you've guessed it, It's our old friend, Jesus Christ, this time incarnated as a lump of firewood.

He was spotted by Anita Webster, a "devout Catholic," who told the Daily Express, "When I saw his face in the log I realised that it looks as if there is a crown of thorns and blood coming down his face."

Her husband Keith, who works as a development surveyor, added: "I was in the other room when Anita called me to come and look at it. Certainly from one angle it looks exactly like Jesus but from the other I am not as convinced. We definitely can't put it in the fire now though. As it happens it has been too mild this week to need it on anyway."


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