This one was sent to me by the Naughty Vicar which is a bit strange as it's not at all naughty. Very silly but not naughty.

A wife texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Her husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and lightly tap edges with hammer.”

Five minutes later the wife texts him again: "Computer really messed up now.”

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