Men Don’t Stand A Chance

I popped into a supermarket this evening to get some salad and stuff for tea. As I was selecting a packet of scones in the bakery aisle I overheard a conversation between a little girl, who was so young she wasn't even forming proper sentences yet, and her father.

GIRL: I want cake.
FATHER: We are here to get what mummy wants not what you want.
GIRL: Mummy wants cake.

Obviously women discover their ability to get exactly what they want out of men from a very early age.

This is a true story.

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