An Excuse For Every Occasion

An Episcopalian dies and goes to heaven. She is brought before God who looks at her with compassion in his/her eyes and says, "My daughter, I forgive you."

"Why," replies the Episcopalian. "I haven't done anything wrong."


An Excuse For Every Occasion — 2 Comments

  1. I guess she never ate her salad with her dinner fork. (That is the only really serious sin for an Episcopalian)