I'm confused. Surely if you are inaccurate the chances of their being a conception are extremely slim. My tip - make sure you're lined up right between the posts before you shoot for goal.


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  1. Indeed, but please be considerate to your partner, the kids and the neighbourhood by not running about the house afterwards, swinging your shirt above your head and yelling about it.

  2. Marriage and our immaculate conceptions?
    Marriage and our inaccurate exceptions?
    The holey condom and its inaccurate interceptions?
    Trolls and their inaccurate deceptions?
    A carriage and our inaccurate directions?

  3. Thanks for the reminder of what KJ said below:

    Let’s not forget that heterosexual sex is icky.