POSTED BY CRAIG ON FACEBOOK

From my daughter, Alice: A recent study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

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POSTED BY CRAIG ON FACEBOOK — 6 Comments

  1. At the risk of being held up as an example of someone with no sense of humour, I think the sexist jokes are unworthy of you.

    This one is close enough to the edge that I almost want to unsubscribe and it makes me angry. I find being forcibly silenced extremely unfunny and being “accused” of it as a class of person equally unfunny.

  2. But is this a sexist joke? I’m not convinced that it is. I think it’s a just a joke about the human condition. In England it is the type of joke that comedians such as Jo Brand would tell on TV – and Jo is a woman. I can’t see how it demeans women.

  3. Well I thought it was very funny, and I’m female and a feminist. I told it to a friend of mine and she creased up laughing as well.
    Thanks for cheering up my day MadPriest!

  4. Thanks, Eigon. I get no end of jokes sent in from the USA about blonde women. I either don’t post them or change “blonde women” to “people from Sunderland” who are the sworn enemies of people from Newcastle. I honestly thought this joke made women out to be strong and ballsy and so quite the opposite of a joke belittling women. If it is a sexist joke then it slipped past my censorship because I misunderstood it.