REMEMBER TO BUY IN MORE WINE

From THE CALGARY HERALD:

Waving flags and donning red T-shirts and hats, hundreds of Christians took to the streets of downtown Calgary on Sunday to march and praise Jesus Christ

The event also brought something not seen too often anymore: a small aircraft dragging a banner across the sky.

The banner read: CHRIST IS COMING BE PREPARED!

COMMENT: Okay, we know that this means we have to trim our wicks (which doesn't apply to any Messianic Jews, of course, who will already have trimmed wicks). But what else do we need to do to prepare for his visit? Your suggestions please.

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REMEMBER TO BUY IN MORE WINE — 15 Comments

  1. Put on pants. Clean knickers would probably be a plus (cleanliness being next to godliness, you know).

    WV: Days (as in end of)

  2. Lie back and think of the Kingdom.

    [Is there a Morning-After Pill for Christ’s Coming? Yes, I’m being blasphemous. The lot in the picture—hundreds there, and not one of ’em would attend *my* wedding, I bet—bring that out of me.]

  3. I am just going to keep on keeping on. If you have to spiff up first, I think you are already in a heap of trouble.

    wv: platili–Play till he comes!