. . . then there are going to be two people outside of Harold Camping's house just before dawn this Saturday - one with a video camera and the other with a trumpet.
If there are any OCICBW... readers who live close enough to the blesséd evangelist, one of whom has the musical talent to pull it off convincingly, who are willing to make this happen, I will reward them with immediate sainthood (no miracles required). Also, the cash they will make from selling the video will be worth having I'm sure.