Archaeologists have unearthed the 5,000-year-old remains of what they believe may have been the world's oldest known gay caveman. The male body – said to date back to between 2900-2500BC – was discovered buried in a way normally reserved only for women of the Corded Ware culture in the Copper Age. The skeleton was found in a Prague suburb in the Czech Republic with its head pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs, rituals only previously seen in female graves.

"From history and ethnology, we know that people from this period took funeral rites very seriously so it is highly unlikely that this positioning was a mistake. Far more likely is that he was a man with a different sexual orientation, homosexual or transsexual," said lead archaeologist Kamila Remisova Vesinova.

Archeologists have uncovered an earlier case dating from the Mesolithic period where a female warrior was buried as a man.



  1. You have a basic choice, to use the thought you’ve given to the subject of mental illness in a way that will help those who are moving in that direction by indulging certain sexual inclinations or, by contrast, avoiding that responsibility and doing essentially the opposite. You will be removed from any kind of ministry until you make the right choice.

  2. Mr. Troll’s pedagogy presents a challenge to me, in regards to this matter. Either we can conclude that of course there couldn’t have been gay cavemen because nobody took baths or showers back then, or same-gender sexual orientation has been killing people for a very, very long time.

  3. Is taking a shower all you have to do to become a gay. I thought you had to study for a degree or something. Heck, if it’s that easy why aren’t more people doing it. According to “Gay News” (that the troll seems to read avidly) gay people have more disposable income than straight people. You would have thought, with the recession and all that, that straight people would be taking showers all over the place.

  4. Mr. Troll is correct, of course. We do have more disposable income, so we dispose of it on all the sex, and then we die.

  5. Who was that US senator (Republican) who suggested it was reading Playboy and other similar porn that turned men gay? …

  6. Stop lying, Troll.

    You are the demon of madness who causes the harm. If people like you no longer existed, gay people would not have the problems you pretend come from being gay.

    You can try to shake off the responsibility in your own tiny mind, but God will hold you to the damage you do. Forever.

  7. I suspect your punishment will be an eternity of being you, troll. All that envy, hate and sadness for ever. That must be the inner circle of hell.