PRETTY MUCH THE WORSE JOKEEVER TO BE POSTED AT OCICBW…DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME JIM EVERYBODY

The local news station was interviewing an 85-year-old lady because she had just married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 85, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, then a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, the funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and patiently explained, " I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

COMMENT: Please tell me there is a hell. Surely a truly just God would not allow Jim to get away with this.

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PRETTY MUCH THE WORSE JOKEEVER TO BE POSTED AT OCICBW…DON’T BLAME MADPRIEST, BLAME JIM EVERYBODY — 6 Comments

  1. Please note! I am not the Jim referred to in MP’s note above.

    FWIW
    jimB
    who is thinking about using his middle name here……

  2. I’m sorry, but if you people cannot come up with more unique monikers than “Jim” and “David” and the like, I cannot be held responsible if you end up getting confused with the perpetrators of such abominations as the “joke” you refer to.

    May I suggest that you become JimB full time as we all know which particular ne’erdowell that name refers to.

  3. I’m sorry, but Blogger has you down as just Jim. For all we know you are just some bog-standard Jim pretending to be the legendary JimB.