Imagination will be rewarded - but I will accept the obvious.

Thanks to Whiteycat for sending this one in to MadPriest Towers.



  1. (bowing to the inevitable):

    “You shouldda seen the guy’s that got away!”

    –sheila, thinking perhaps she should have remained Anonymous for this one–

  2. Pope Benny gave a demo of his new techniquie for making the sign of the cross whilst saying the blessing – simultaeneously demonstrating the god-given difference between the genders.

  3. “. . . and then God said to me, henceforth and furthermore, this size shall be the minimum standard requirement for all men admitted to priestly ordination in my one, holy, catholic and apostolic church. . . .”

  4. And a one, and a two and a three…Does your chewing gum lose it’s flavor on the bedpost overnight?

    Or…Until Pope Benedict XVI made the great public revelation, they never realized the papal “bull” was that BIG!

  5. “Ho, ho, ho, little boy, have I got a surprise for YOU!”

    (This one’s for fans of “Are You Being Served”…)