Turning Up The Heat

My wife turns the central heating up, I turn it down. I open a window to let some air in, my wife closes it to keep out the cold. This, I understand, is typical within opposite-sex partnerships. When you do the maths it becomes obvious that women are primarily responsible for global warming. I am doing my bit towards reducing energy consumption simply by being a man.


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