Botox Leads To Beirut Blast

In Qatar, the popular sociologist, Abd Al-Aziz Al-Khazraj Al-Ansari, claims in his most recent video that the port explosion in Beirut is a sign of divine punishment.

“This is a message to our people of Lebanon,” he says in his video. “You all have attacked the laws decreed by Allah for the world. The number one reason for the disaster is blasphemy.”

“The second reason is that Lebanon is famous for changing Allah’s creation,” he continues. “You want to puff your lips? Augment your breasts? Change your face? Go to Lebanon.”

The sociologist also blames the explosions on homosexuality.

“In addition, Lebanon is famous for the prevalence of sodomy and the abundance of homosexuals in it,” he says. “In the Lebanese media, they bring people who tell sexual jokes. You all saw it and you know what I’m talking about. Can anything infuriate Allah more than this?”

Of course, Al-Ansari also blames women for the Beirut explosion.

“Eighty-five per cent of Lebanese girls are not married,” he claims. “What do you think they are doing? Making Origami models with the boys? Collecting stamps? Most of them are involved in forbidden relationships.”

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