There's this thing called The Science that the Government is following everywhere which makes the Government do some incredibly stupid things like killing off thousands of the people it is supposed to represent. But what does a Science look like? Has anyone, other than the Government, ever seen one. The BBC newsreaders keep going on about it but they never show us an actual photograph of it. Does it even exist or is it one of those cryptozoological creatures like the Loch Ness Monster, Big Foot or the Competent Tory Politician?