How To Get Away With Pushing Someone Off Their Bike

If a cyclist races past you, so close that you could reach out and push him off, then feel free to do so.

If he was to report you to the police for causing him actual bodily harm the first question the police would have to ask would be, “Did the person who assaulted you really have arms that were over two metres in length?”

If the cyclist answers “no” then he is done for breaking social distancing regulations.

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