Boris needs to explain that when he said that people could go out for exercise once a day, he didn’t mean they had to. I used to be able to walk for miles in the countryside around where I live without seeing anyone except a few fellow dog walkers. I just went out for a stroll down the lane and it was like Newcastle Quayside on a Friday night. Most of the adults who were out looked like they had not been for a walk since Christmas Day afternoon and the kids they were dragging around with them had the appearance of international terrorists in the process of being renditioned by the CIA.
And as for those bloody joggers!!!