Ban Joggers Now!

Now that all the gyms are closed for the duration, fitness fanatics are buzzing around our streets and local parks like wasps evicted from their nests at the beginning of Autumn. This is a public health hazard as a large majority of them are cyclists without the wheels, firm in their belief that everyone should get the heck out of their way. This means (and I have just had personal experience of this) whilst the more sedate amongst us are ambling along making sure we are considerably further apart from our fellow walkers than the official guidelines advise, suddenly a jogger will race by without any attempt at social distancing whatsoever, splattering germs along with their sweat far and wide.

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