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It has come to light that Lambeth Palace, in order to minimise the risk of infection, was going to instruct all Church of England clergy presiding at services to maintain a distance of at least three metres between themselves and members of the congregation. However, they decided that it would be a complete waste of time to do so as everyone always sits in the back three pews already.

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