Whilst Doing The Weekly Shop

I was at the supermarket checkout yesterday when I felt a sneeze coming on. So, I turned away from the cashier, took out my handkerchief, raised it to my nose and sneezed loudly. Then I returned the handkerchief to my pocket, turned around and said to the cashier and the people waiting in line, “I’ve been doing that ever since I returned from China.”

You should have seen the look on their faces.

Sadly, this is a true story.

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