Passing Thoughts Of A Mad Priest ( The F. A. Song Contest )

I think it would save time and licence-payers’ money and also be a lot more entertaining if the BBC was to combine the FA Cup final and the Eurovision Song Contest tomorrow into one big camp extravaganza of soccer and song. I see football players running across the hallowed turf of Wembley in beautiful ball gowns to the sound of Icelandic death metal and power ballads sung by bearded drag queens. All in the best possible taste, of course.

Heck, it might even swing it for the Remainers.

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