I always thought the Mail and the Sun were tory newspapers but they keep splashing all over their front page that Jeremy Corbyn wants to take Britain back to the 1970s, which I, for one, think would be brilliant. The seventies were the most exciting, creative and revolutionary decade since the 1920s. Popular music was better than it ever had been and ever would be again. Film producers were making their greatest work. Working people were telling the bosses what to do for the only time in human history. What was there not to like. Heck, even the candlelit blackouts had their charm - people started talking to each other as there was no TV and I believe they were responsible for a huge spike in the number of births nine months later.
So, if you want higher wages, great music, great films and great sex, vote Labour on June 8.