I am pleased to announce that I will be standing for the Bugger Off And Leave Us Alone party in the upcoming general election. Our manifesto is simple. Although the UK will continue to hold general elections at regular intervals, new legislation (should we win) will lead to all future elections being decided by the drawing of lots at constituency level and will not involve any effort on the part of the (former) electorate whatsoever. As for referenda, forget it! Never again.
Please support my bid to become England's very own Kim Jong-un ( I already have the physique ) by printing out and displaying this Bugger Off And Leave Us Alone Party logo prominently in your front window.