MadPriest’s Annual Cursing Of The Fireworks
And Those Who Let Them Off

What the feck have fireworks got to do with Halloween?

I realise this might be regarded by some as an abuse of my authority but I am very angry about the distress being caused to the domestic and wild animals of the world by this irresponsible and totally unnecessary annual loudness. So, by the power invested in me as an ordained priest in the Church of England I hereby curse all those who let off fireworks on any evening during the following three months other than the fifth of November for which we can at least prepare. May they suffer from perpetual haemorrhoids of the large and painful variety and may their shoulders be forever covered in dandruff. So there. Amen.

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MadPriest’s Annual Cursing Of The Fireworks
And Those Who Let Them Off
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    • Of course, it includes New Year’s Eve. I would like to go outon New Year’s Eve but I never can because I’m stuck at home holding my dogs’ paws.