Hawkins, Texas, Sacks Tourism Officer


I see the "Jesus Welcomes You To Hawkins" sign is being taken down. I think it's for the best. He can't stand around all day on the off-chance that somebody might actually visit the godforsaken town (population 1278) just to welcome them (a job that could be done just as well by a member of the laity). He has worlds to save and miracles to perform and he's always fancied visiting Iceland which he hasn't had the time to do because of all the stupid jobs he keeps getting lumbered with in America..

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