Here's a great idea. Celebrate Saint George's Day by sending a bit of your hard earned cash the way of that most deserving of Englishmen, me.

Like Saint George I am completely self supporting when it comes to battling dragons and everything else I do as Britain's first full time internet priest. I rely entirely on those who, out of charity, support my ministry. I receive about £500 a month in regular donations, which is not enough to keep Saint Laika's going and live on really. Therefore, I have to ask, whenever an opportunity (or, as in this case, an excuse) presents itself for extra help. If you can spare a dime, buddy, just click on the donation button below and follow the instructions. You do not need your own PayPal account to donate via PayPal.

The big question, of course, is "Am I worth it?"

Well, William Shakespeare thinks so and he's the greatest writer who has ever lived. Even better than Dan Brown and that woman what wrote that bondage book.