There are millions of miles of roads
and cycle paths in the world so please...
KEEP THE FECK OFF MY FOOTPATH!!!
And another thing, if one of you selfish, arrogant exhibitionists ever hurt one of my dogs as you go careering along a footpath, too cool to buy, let alone use, a bell, I will hurt you to the power of ten and happily spend the rest of my life incarcerated for doing so.
Oh, and yes, your bum does look big in that.