Don’t Blame Me, Blame Mrs MP

Despite failing to progress beyond the group stage at the World Cup in Brazil, the England football team have still managed to secure sponsorship deals with three major companies. The new sponsors are the oil company, Total, French Connection UK and United Parcel Services. The logos of the three companies will be displayed on the front of the England shirts in that order.



Don’t Blame Me, Blame Mrs MP — 5 Comments

  1. Maybe one day the English team can accomplish advancing by losing to Germany, too!

    “You’ll Never Walk Alone”

  2. Well, we know how much the English hate those in the “Continent cut off” by fog in the Channel.

    Ergo, cheer on us Yanks against the bloody Belgians. USA! USA! USA!

    • Actually, nobody hates Belgians. They are the cute little kitten of European nations.

  3. Ah, well. Water (beer?) under the bridge now. Goalie Tim Howard played great, but couldn’t stop ’em all…