I'm afraid that it is strongly indicative of the base vulgarity of my mind, brought up as it was on "Carry On" films, Dick Emery and Benny Hill, that I find this sentence from a RELIGION NEWS SERVICE article hilariously funny.
Forgive me, although, to be honest, I do know what I am doing and I always have done.
In any good marriage, same-sex or otherwise, I recommend a variety of positions…
Yes, of course. But the bishops need to be told where to start. I have suggested elsewhere that they ask a gay missionary for his opinion.