DON’T BLAME ME, BLAME MADDAD

A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan.'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I apologise for being a bit forward, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have also seen a great pair of balls. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'

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