WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM?

I very much doubt that it will take you anymore than about five seconds of listening to this performance before you will work out why Joy wants absolutely nothing to do with the singer. In fact, my guess is that he is left alone by most people if only for the sake of their own sanity.
My friends, this is so excruciatingly painful to listen to and it is so long (at just over five minutes) that I would be pond scum if I considered giving you less than 20000 days off purgatory should you manage to listen to it all the way through. 
But, be warned, you get nothing for getting only part of the way through. Once you press play you are in it for the duration or, for eternity, you have to bear the shame of having given up like a wet lump with no backbone.

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WHERE DOES HE FIND THEM? — 3 Comments

  1. Well, I only made it to 3:19. Needs percussion. This is an example of why it’s good that Apple stopped including Garage Band with every computer. Poor guy; I could see his tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth as he strained to remember the fingering for each guitar chord.

  2. Well, I only made it to 3:19. Needs percussion. This is an example of why it’s good that Apple stopped including Garage Band with every computer. Poor guy; I could see his tongue sticking out of the side of his mouth as he strained to remember the fingering for each guitar chord.

  3. OK. I made it all the way through. (I really need to get a life). Anyway, I’m not surprised Joy left him.

    I do have two things to say:

    First, it wasn’t too bad until he started singing; and second, why is it that people who claim to have be left speechless have so fragging much to say?