YOU ARE ALL SELFISH BASTARDS

People who let off fireworks on the Sixth of November or, in fact, any day other than the Fifth of November, should be placed in a cell overnight with a psychopathic serial killer with a hunting knife so that they can experience abject fear whilst somebody else enjoys themselves.

This suggestion is sponsored by my dog Delphi who is 
hiding in the bathroom, terrified, at this moment in time.


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YOU ARE ALL SELFISH BASTARDS — 2 Comments

  1. At 10.30 p.m. there was a lull in the bangs and I was able to get her outside to relieve herself. She is now a lot calmer. but the same will happen tomorrow and probably every night now until New Year’s Eve. People are bastards and I hate them.