IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAYYOU’RE SURE OF A BIG SURPRISE

"Do NOT jog on lone country roads or isolated regions. All it takes is 30 seconds for a satanist abduction van to pull up alongside the victim, their trained abduction teams to jump out and seize the hiker/jogger/hitchhiker and drag the victim into the van, inject victim with a knockout drug, duct tape hands and feet and mouth and haul the hapless victim to the location of the ritual to be held."

For more useful tips from "investigative journalist," Pamela Rae Schuffert, on how to avoid ending up as a ritual sacrifice this Halloween, check out DEATH AND TAXES.

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IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAYYOU’RE SURE OF A BIG SURPRISE — 2 Comments

  1. …and speaking of kink! (kinky fantasies. Maybe these Christianists should just tie themselves/each other up, and their imaginations might not go to QUITE so pervy places? O_o)