Debenhams is the name of a chain of department stores in the UK. I spend any Christmas money I get on clothes in their January sale. I also use their mail order service occasionally. Recently I bought some men's underwear, men's socks and a pair of men's hiking shorts from them via the internet.
This morning I received an email from them informing me about their "Blue Cross" sale (in store and online, up to 70% off). Under the heading was written, "Offers Selected Just For You." And under that, "Women's Maternity (Look and feel fabulous this summer with our gorgeous range of maternity clothes).
The cheek of it! I'm fat, but not that fat.
I checked it out anyway, but they had nothing in my colour.