"The American Dream, the American Dream,
It's bigger than anything I have ever seen."
That refrain from the lyrics plus the stars and stripes on the sleeve (always a bad sign) should be enough to persuade the sensible ones among you to refrain from listening to this jolly, little gem of inanity. But to those of you who are either very stupid or very naughty I offer the chance of obtaining 1000 days off purgatory. All you have to do is listen to it all the way through. I warn you, this will be a lot more difficult for my American friends than for my friends of other nationalities.