This is by far the worst "Where Does He Find Them?" selection ever. Honestly, this is a crime against humanity. I am offering 5000 days off purgatory to anybody who gets all the way through it. Not just because the record is so bad but because, as a decent sort of person, you will be determined not to laugh due to the subject matter of the song. You will find this very difficult indeed. I have to admit that, to my eternal shame, I sniggered. My suggestion is that you let the tears of despair flow which will hopefully drown any desire on your part to burst into crazed laughter.