WELBY WOBBLES AND NOWWE LOOK SILLY AGAIN

While Welby agreed that everyone is equal in the eyes of the Lord, he suggested God had less time for those who put their genitals in the wrong place.

“Before we agree to take 500 quid off you and formally recognise your love, we need to check first that you’re not an affront to God”, said Welby.

“It doesn’t matter how well you get on if you’re not going to breed, but there’s always other options open to those who insist on being homosexual.”

“They could consider a career in the church.”

From the article “Church calls for ‘fertility checks’ before allowing straight marriage,” posted at NEWS THUMP.

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WELBY WOBBLES AND NOWWE LOOK SILLY AGAIN — 4 Comments

  1. Did you ever think we’d have a Pope that made more sense than the ABC? Then again probably John XXIII made more sense than whomever was ABC at the time.

  2. You might want to add an irony (and all humor has an element of truth) alert to this post.