LAKEWOOD - DISTURBANCE, CLARENCE AVENUE:
A call was received at 5:15 a.m. on Feb. 20, complaining of a woman yelling in the boiler room in the basement of an apartment building. When officers investigated, they found the woman was not threatening anyone, and lived in an apartment in the basement. The woman told officers she was singing gospel songs.
You know, I'm sure this same woman was in the choir at my last church.