You can forget what's going on in Rome. Here's today's really big news story which I know will be of far greater interest to OCICBW...'s loyal readers than who the next pope is going to be.
From THE MIRROR:
Here's Dawn French gazing up at Homeland star Damian Lewis in a new Vicar of Dibley sketch for Comic Relief. The popular comic has revived the BBC sitcom favourite for a one-off 10-minute special which airs on Red Nose Day tomorrow.