A FOOL AND HIS MONEY

From VANGUARD (Nigeria):

An 80-year-old man, Godwin Faworinshe, who claims to be a pastor with a church in Shomolu, Lagos was allegedly drugged and robbed by his 49-year-old mistress, Funmilola Adesanya. A distraught Faworinshe from Ago-Iwoye in OgunState, told a magistrate court in Yaba that his Ikorodu, Lagos-born mistress added sleeping pills to his medication and bolted with his money after he fell into a deep sleep. In his testimony in the court, Faworinshe, stated that he had promised to give Funmilola some money to enable her start a new business but she was not patient enough.

Hands up everybody who has even the slightest bit of sympathy for the old philanderer?

Ah, yes. Just as I thought.

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  1. “bolted with his money”

    Was that his cash on hand, or every last cent/now he’s starving in the streets? (Cuz I could work up some sympathy in the latter case—is that the right answer?)