IT’S A CRAP JOB BUT SOMEBODY’S GOT TO DO IT

From THURSTON TALK:

In many religious customs, it’s not uncommon to say a blessing for the things that are dear to us. Before a meal, a prayer is said to give thanks for the food on our plates. New houses are blessed to protect its inhabitants from misfortune. Some congregations even bless pets to ensure they will be reunited with their owners in the afterlife. But one local church is blessing something that some people might consider a bit unconventional: toilet paper.

Olympia’s Good Shepherd Church is building a pyramid of donated toilet paper that will be donated to The YWCA’s Other Bank, a program that provides free personal hygiene products and cleaning supplies to thousands of low-income individuals and families in Thurston County each year. But before the stack of toilet paper is delivered to The Other Bank, The Rev. Chuck Harris will perform a blessing ceremony for the donated goods.

Harris says. “I like to use the ceremony to remind us that God loves us and cares about us and even the most basic parts of our bodies. You can’t help but laugh when you see the look on peoples’ faces when they see you bless the toilet paper. It’s just precious and it brings attention to The Other Bank program.”

The “Blessing of The Toilet Paper” ceremony will take place following the 8:30 a.m. service on Sunday, March 3 at the Good Shepherd Church, 1601 North St. SE, in Olympia. Anyone wishing to add to the pyramid of toilet paper can bring their donations to the church between 8 a.m. and 9 p.m. seven days a week.

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IT’S A CRAP JOB BUT SOMEBODY’S GOT TO DO IT — 5 Comments

  1. It’s really amazing that folks can bless all sorts of things, but many religionists draw the line at same-sex couples. It’s unfortunate that the article makes no reference to pastor Harris’ feelings about that.

    And for the poor man on the can with no paper in the dispensor: Use your tie; it can’t get any uglier.

  2. It’s really amazing that folks can bless all sorts of things, but many religionists draw the line at same-sex couples. It’s unfortunate that the article makes no reference to pastor Harris’ feelings about that.

    And for the poor man on the can with no paper in the dispensor: Use your tie; it can’t get any uglier.