“I have said that eHarmony really ought to put up $10 million and ask other companies to put up money and do a really first class job of figuring out homosexuality." (eHarmony CEO, Neil Clark Warren)

Good idea. And when they've figured out teh gays perhaps they could put up a similar amount of money to figure out women. Although, to be honest, I think it will cost a lot more to work out where women are coming from than it will to figure out the gays.


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  1. Pish-posh: to “figure out women”, just give every one of them a cool $10 million. Done and done!

    Warren is a tool. }-p

  2. Jonathan, sorry to hear you have trouble with us. As for me, give me respect and love and I’m all set.

    Hope this helps.

    • Not necessarily trouble as such. It’s just that you can be a little confusing. Men are predictable. If they like something one day they will like it the next. It is not so with women. One day they will love something and the next swear blind that they have never liked it in their lives. It makes keeping them happy very difficult and yet that is all men want to do. That’s why we die so much younger than women. It’s the stress.

    • Yes. And she probably told you the complete opposite the day after if she’s anything like Mrs MP. Yesterday she told me that she didn’t really like prawns and only ate them because she thought I liked them. I’ve been buying and forcing myself to eat prawns for 25 years because she told me that she really liked them when we first met.