Pastor Taylor is the one on the left.
The one on the right is his boyfriend.
(only joking big guy)

Oklahoma Pastor James Taylor says that the reason we can ignore Levitical rules about not eating pork, shrimp, clams or oysters but we can't ignore Levitical rules about homosexuality is because we have refrigeration nowadays.

So, there you have it.

You boys are okay with us Christians as long as you do it in the fridge.

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  1. It seems that outside during winter would be alright as well, and during the summer, at least where I live in Washington State, we could head into the mountains. Good thing vampires are fictional, otherwise our shady environs would get a bit crowded.

  2. Hell man I can tell y’all. You eat yourself a prawn out of the ocean you ain’t got no trouble. But I ate a prawn at a tepanyaki restaurant recently and I’ll tell you this: refrigeration or no refrigeration the next day I was not a well man! So I ain’t got NO faith in what Pastor Taylor says. And I’m sorry to say that Pastor. You being a man-o-god and all.

    • Erm, so are you saying gay sex is fine as long as it’s in the ocean?

      This is getting a lot more complicated than I originally anticipated.

  3. One of these days we’ll have more enlightened folks here. Thanks to all the other states for their efforts. This church is less than two miles from my house. 🙁 – Voyceok