CHRIST’S MISSING GEOLOGICAL SURVEY FOUND!

From THE SYDNEY MORNING HERALD:

Highly confidential departmental coal maps were found in the offices of the Obeid family during a raid by Independent Commission Against Corruption in November, 2011. But Moses Obeid has told a corruption inquiry that he had never seen a particular map before and as far as he knew, "... it might have have been drawn by Jesus Christ."

Who's he trying to kid?!

Everyone knows that Jesus only ever
used charcoal which is made from wood.

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CHRIST’S MISSING GEOLOGICAL SURVEY FOUND! — 2 Comments

  1. This is one Moses who definitely saw the promised land. Well, not so much saw it as bought it. Well, not so much bought it as bought some land and then hey presto, “surprise, surprise, surprise” (as Gomer would say) it was declared the Promised Land.

    Nice work if you can get it.