From THE BANGKOK POST:
An intoxicated Buddhist monk drove off in a public bus parked at a depot in Samut Prakan province early Tuesday morning.The bus's regular driver Kamolsak Maneechansuk, followed the bus on a motorcycle. He told police that he left the bus motor running at the depot, never thinking it would be stolen, when he got out briefly to pick up something. When he returned the bus had already disappeared. The bus was later found abandoned about five kilometres away. Police later found 37-year-old Phra Yotpetch Khunwanchum strolling nearby. He was wearing only the lower half of his robe and was incoherent when spoken to. Police took him to the station. After he sobered up, the monk admitted he drank an alcoholic beverage to help with indigestion.
Those crazy Buddhists, they have all the fun. Ever since the pope murdered all the Knights templar to get his hands on the holy grail, Christian monks have been so boring.