Dog “Sumwun menchund Swiss Cottaj Cheez? Can haz?”

True story: my childhood dog, Mitzi (Labrador mix), developed a deficiency of the pancreas. For this reason, she was not only prescribed (expensive!) medicine, but needed to have a cottage cheese “lunch”. My mom joked about that practice of giving Mitzi her lunch for years, even after “Mitter Fritter” had gone to the Happy Hunting Grounds…