BLAST FROM THE PAST

We three kings of Orient are, 
selling knickers tuppence a pair. 
So fantastic, no elastic, 
why don't you buy a pair? 

 It's amazing what you remember from school (all the alternative hymn words) and what you forget (pretty much everything the teachers tried to teach me).

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BLAST FROM THE PAST — 2 Comments

  1. How true.

    Then there’s Gladly the Cross-eyed Bear; and for us Yanks:

    “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for Richard Sands, one nation, in a dirigible, with liberty and justice for all.”

    (Note: I first learned it before the “under God” addition of the Eisenhower years which was made to differentiate us from those Godless communists. And as you can see I wasn’t listening very well).

  2. We Three Kings of Orient are
    Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
    It was loaded, and exploded

    …and that’s all I remember. :-X