MadDad's Corny Crimble Crackers:
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
Two Indian junkies accidently snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both ended up in hospital. One's in a korma and the other has a dodgy tikka!
Oof!, oof!, and oof! Oh, when the Masala comes!
Merry Christmas to Madpriest and the whole Mad Gang!