From BIRMINGHAM MAIL:
The West Midlands is home to 178 self-proclaimed Satanists, new census data has revealed.The figures come from last year’s census and were published by the Office for National Statistics.
Err, no. What the census figures actually reveal is that there are 178 dickheads in the West Midlands who think it's funny to write Satanist in the religion box on the census form. Blame arrested development.