To quote my husband: “Keep them in a small hut and feed them baked beans, cabbage, broccoli, and dark beer. They will decide pretty quick then. Or solve England’s fuel crisis.”
But you know what…it just might work…
May as well bring in Nicky Gumbel at this point, to work that Holy Ghost power on the CNC.
We don’t invite the Holy Spirit to Church of England committee meetings anymore. We used to but she kept trying to get her own way.
That explains a lot, MP!
This series will become a classic, MP. Mark my words.
Aw, shucks, thanks, Lois.
OK, maybe we don’t actually BELIEVE that deadlocked Papal Conclaves ever went to bread&water (only!), until the white smoke rose.
But at least they take the trouble to SAY they’re taking drastic actions to make a decision!
CofE “conclave”: “Eh. Whatever. We’ll get around to an ABC. Later.” Pfffffttt!~~~~
You’ve really got to make a decision here. Just a few comments now — not worth starving for — or giving up the opportunity for another ministry.
Have you worked out yet why I publish some of your comments but not others, troll?